pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry

(Source: funnuraba)

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

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pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: bumbleshark)

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ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

image

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dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance

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Dark Souls 2: Bosses

(Source: otherwindow)

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psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket)

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